• Reported by Nate

...And it came to pass that Yeshaya, the son of Jacob was very much aggrieved of heart. And an Angel of the Lord heard the groanings of Yeshaya. And the Angel called out from the heavens unto Yeshaya, saying: "Wherefore hast thou to be aggrieved of heart?" And Yeshaya was very fearful to hear the voice, but he answered, saying: "It is my firstborn son, the fruit of my loins, Natan. He has the power to smite electrons against electrons in cyberspace, and thus to restore my photo web site, but he uses it not." And the Angel said unto him: "If it shall come to pass that Natan shall honor his father by smiting electrons against electrons in cyberspace, then shall he be blessed with the fat of the land, and his crops shall multiply, and his wife shall be adorned with silks and rubies and gold, and his children shall number as the stars of the heavens, and he shall have thousands of oxen and sheep and goats, and he shall have sweet wine in its season, and maybe I'll even throw in a 50" Plasma TV."